the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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