you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
Randomize
