It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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