Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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