No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I supernannyed him into submission
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
