She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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