My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
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