You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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