I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
oh god the rape fog is back!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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