the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
how drunk are you?
Several
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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