how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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