He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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