Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Plan B is the new Plan A
Come see our sink grown plant.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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