found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
