Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
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