Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
Randomize
