What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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