in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
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