I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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