U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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