You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
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