Well douche your snatch and let's go!
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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