What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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