So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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