me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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