I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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