well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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