Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
I have post one night stand depression
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