I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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