If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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