? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
Randomize
