No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
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