just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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