If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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