Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
ugly people sure do ruin things
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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