You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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