I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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