was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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