dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Randomize
