oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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