You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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