why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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