OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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