i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
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