once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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