glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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