quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
We're not piercing ourselves today.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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