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i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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