so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
We left the knife in your bed.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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