let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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