Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
cat food counts as protein by the way
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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